Queen promises Prince Philip a nosh in wedding photo booth

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The Queen has totally got into the wedding spirit, and promised The Duke of Edinburgh a blowie in the wedding photo booth.

The Queen intends to get munted on snakebite, before handing out the ultimate Duke of Edinburgh Award.

Many of the photos from Kate and Will’s wedding, of the Queen wearing a comedy tache and massive glasses, still adorn The Palace walls.

‘I got proper twatted at Will’s wedding,’ laughed The Queen.

‘Shit, I totally remember trying it on with Kate’s dad. What a slut I was,’ added The Queen.