Queen saving up for a mobile phone


The Queen is saving up for a mobile phone after being embarrassingly caught using an old house phone when Boris Johnson rang.

The Queen told Cutting News that she’s seen a nice one in Tesco for about £7.00 a month, which includes the handset, and 250 minutes per month.

Her Royal Highness added that she doesn’t want Sim only, ‘Cause it’s not cost effective in the long run.

‘I want a couple of gigs memory, so I can download porn,’ she told Cutting News.

‘Plus, can you still get Snake on them? Phil has one with Snake on,’ she added.