The Queen has had enough of Prince Andrew, and has backdated a decision to have him adopted.
The Prince will move into Care from Tuesday onwards, living in the same house as Tracy Beaker, with Gripper Stebson nearby.
Andrew should be easy to re-home, given that his siblings have already found new palaces.
‘He’s a fucking disgrace,’ said The Queen.
‘This all started with Koo Stark, and he’s never been right since,’ she added.