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Queen to retire to Benidorm after Brexit

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Buckingham Palace have confirmed that from March 30th The Queen shall take up residence on the East coast of Spain.

The Queen, and The Duke of Edinburgh are looking to buy a two bedroom flat in a beautiful complex with shared pool facilities.

The dog-friendly, retirement village welcomes all over 55’s of Royal patronage, with good travel links to the nearby bustling market town of Levante.

‘I think we’d rather be somewhere more English after Brexit,’ said The Queen.

‘Plus, Phil’s facing prison time for his driving fuck-up,’ added Her Majesty.  

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