Queen to throw a milkshake at Donald Trump


The Queen has told Cutting News that she plans to throw a milkshake at Donald Trump when the massive cock’s back is turned.

Trump has had his security team on high alert for the latest shaming craze, but the Queen knows that she’s ideally placed to shower him in shake.

The Queen used a McDonald’s drive through this morning to avoid any suspicion, ordered a sausage McMuffin, and then pretended that the strawberry thick shake was for her son, Charlie.

‘He won’t be expecting this,’ said The Queen.

‘He’ll have been expecting me to sling piss at him,’ added Her Royal Highness.