Remote murderous tribe in Indian Ocean think Brexit won’t go through

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An uncontactable tribe on North Sentinel Island, who have been accused of killing a US missionary, have spoken about their disappointment over the Brexit deal.

Although the primitive people have never had contact with other civilisations, and have no modern form of communication, news of the Brexit debacle has still got through to them.

The tribe’s elder, known only as Pta, spoke briefly at press conference.

‘Now they’ve got this problem with Spain, and Gibraltar, init,’ said Pta.

‘I’ve been blind for 20 years, and I can see it’s not going through,’ added Pta.