Returning ISIS girl accused of watching ‘Homeland’


It’s now feared that the motivation for returning pregnant Islamic State girl, Shamima Begum, has been the TV series, Homeland.  

If that’s the case, then the nation should probably be less harsh on Begum, and a little more wary of Abu Nazir.

Local Counter Terrorist Unit officer, Peter Thape has explained that Nazir is already high on the radar for the uber police unit.

‘We’re under instruction to watch Nazir night and day,’ said Thape.

‘A bushy-bearded Jewish guy tells us all what to do,’ added Thape.