Rihanna to dress as Chief Rabbi next in her religious tour


Religious icon, Rihanna is to dress as the Chief Rabbi when she launches her brilliant new album, Songs from The Torah.

Rihanna is hoping to play the Manchester Academy, and The International 2 wearing her trademark Swarovski diamond encrusted Kippah, and Tallit.

Rihanna will be reading from the Bhagavad Gita as the tour moves on, finally dressing as a Gucci Buddha when the tour reaches London.

‘I love God, he’s ace,’ said Rihanna.

‘It was God that told me to do a sex tape,’ added Rihanna.