Royal Wedding DJ to put ‘Dancing Queen’ on, to fill the dance floor


The DJ hired for the Royal Wedding has planned to stick Abba’s Dancing Queen on to make sure he gets a few early movers on the dance floor.

The Palace have employed local DJ, Peter Thape who they found in Loot, and comes with his own bubble machine.

Thape is expected to earn in excess of £80 for the three hours, plus a possible hand-job off one of the bridesmaids.

‘Gonna finish with New York New York; everyone loves that shit, kicking their legs in the air in a circle,’ said DJ Thape.

‘Gotta finish on the dot of midnight though; they’re dead strict at that Castle,’ added Thape.