Ryanair offer passenger colour chart when booking seat


Ryanair are delighted to announce a new service which will offer passengers a choice of the colour of the person that they will sit next to on the flight.

The airline though, has been heavily criticised for making an additional charge for the new facility, which in some cases could be £5, depending on the colour.

Airline passenger, Peter Thape is appalled by the airline’s unscrupulous attempts to make money at every turn.

‘Bastards. First it was the nuts, then the headphones,’ said Thape.

‘And the carry-on bag thing is getting smaller,’ added Thape.