Ryanair to offer a shoddy, cheap, service during the strike action


Ryanair fear that they may only be able to offer a cheap, penny-pinching service during the proposed strike action.

The airline, who are ordinarily known for their customer service, pride themselves on offering a first class flying experience.

Passenger, Peter Thape is looking forward to seeing less Ryanair staff on the actual flight.

‘Maybe they won’t be selling me some shit or other every five minutes,’ said Thape.

‘You don’t see British Airways selling fuckin’ scratch cards on the plane,’ he added.