Satirical website guarantees extension in Brexit stories until Jan 31st


One of country’s leading satirical websites, Cutting News has promised to deliver regular Brexit-based stories until the New Year at least.  

An extension in Brexit negotiations was everything that the satirical site was hoping for, after the thread on Meghan Markle had begun to run dry.

Local Cutting News writer, Peter Thape had feared the worst as Brexit got perilously close to being settled last night.  

‘We don’t want to go back to writing about politicians and priests bumming kids again,’ said Thape.

‘The new extension should ensure that Brexit outlives us all,’ added Thape.