Saudi Arabia to chop off noses of those with the virus

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As each country is forced to cope with the spreading Coronavirus, Saudi Arabia have told their population that removal of the nose is the only real solution.

Saudi Health Minister, Peter Al-Shebab-Thape, explained that removal of the nose stops the chance of sneezing and spreading the infection.

Al-Shebab-Thape told Cutting News that de-nosing stations would be set up in each town square, and asked people to self-de-nose at home, outside office hours.

‘We have a team of de-nosers available immediately,’ said Al-Shebab-Thape.

‘Thieves with the virus can get a discount on nose and hand deals,’ he added.