Children are hoping to overdose on mini-mars and anything else they can gorge on tonight.
Seven year old little Bobby Thape is planning to put anything that he can’t fit into his mouth into the NutriBullet, and use it to brush his teeth with.
He will reluctantly share one of the shittier Swizzles with his younger brother, but has told his mum to keep her distance when the good stuff gets handed over at trick or treating.
‘I won’t be happy ‘till I’m spewing blood,’ said Little Bobby.
‘I’m keeping a shank in my sock in case she tries to take those Curly Wurlys off me,’ added Little Bobby.