‘Saving the planet is costing us a fortune,’ say Londoners


Londoners are furious after it was revealed that climate change protesters were costing each Londoner £1,000,000 a minute in lost revenue.

London has offered to do lunch with the protesters, or make a payment to the Extinction Rebellion fund to ensure that business can continue as normal.

London businessman, Peter Thape fears that growth in the next fiscal quarter could show a downturn in blah de blah de blah.

‘Couldn’t they do the protest via e-mail,’ suggested Thape.

‘Call my secretary, and we’ll arrange to have a coffee,’ added Thape.