Londoners are furious after it was revealed that climate change protesters were costing each Londoner £1,000,000 a minute in lost revenue.
London has offered to do lunch with the protesters, or make a payment to the Extinction Rebellion fund to ensure that business can continue as normal.
London businessman, Peter Thape fears that growth in the next fiscal quarter could show a downturn in blah de blah de blah.
‘Couldn’t they do the protest via e-mail,’ suggested Thape.
‘Call my secretary, and we’ll arrange to have a coffee,’ added Thape.