‘School shootings are helping our bullet proof vest industry,’ tweets Trump


Midget-handed nutcase Donald Trump has reminded Americans that domestic industry has continued to boom under his leadership, with the bullet proof vest business being the latest to show expediential growth.  

Trump reminded Americans that moving the armoured clothing business to the United States from China was a Trump initiative.

Trump additionally pointed out that there is still a decent chance that you probably won’t be shot if you go to school today.

‘If every child wore the correct Kevlar uniform, we wouldn’t have such a big problem in this country,’ insisted Trump.

‘Building a wall with Mexico would probably help, too,’ added Trump.