A secret plot, discovered in a hotel room last night, has revealed that Brexit will be delayed from March 31st to March 31st 2519.
The plot, hatched by Theresa May and Nigel Farage has gone against the will of the people, and could lead to riots.
Local Brexiteer, Peter Thape is extremely angry about the news, and has vowed to be very shouty about the whole thing.
‘I’ll be shouting for a while…then probably forget about it when my tea’s ready,’ said Thape.
‘I certainly won’t be voting for any politician again. But then, I didn’t use to vote, anyway,’ added Thape.