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Shittest Dictator ever!

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Boris Johnson is to receive special mention at the Annual Dictator Awards.

The sparkly ceremony, hosted by Ant & Dec, will honour Johnson with the ‘Shortest ever Coup’ trophy, after his dictatorship lasted less than a week.

Johnson will not face any opposition in his category, with all of Latin America’s military juntas lasting at least 12 months.

‘I’m looking a bit of a dick now, aren’t I?’ said Johnson.

‘Nice to win something though,’ he added.

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