People have woken to general disappointment after discovering that Iran’s retaliation has been some distance from the Armageddon that was promised.
The only significant casualty from Iran’s overnight bombing has been a jar of American mustard that was destroyed in the Iraqi airbase.
Local smartarse, Peter Thape had been telling almost everyone he’s met to expect another 9/11, at the very least.
‘That plane crash in Iran – that’s all linked you know,’ said Thape.
‘Can we have the day off, or not?’ he asked.