Singer, Adele back in a relationship again


Super thin, rake-sponsored singer, Adele is back in a relationship today, and has reportedly put all the weight back on.

Adele is dating socialite, and satirical website Editor, Peter Thape. The pair met at Pound Bakery where Thape was taking advantage of the two cheese pasties for a pound offer.

Thape told Cutting News that Adele had started the day really thin, but over the course of the new relationship had gained a few comfort pounds.

‘When we met she was nervous walking over grids,’ said Thape.

‘But now she’s a fatty again. She’ll be thin again soon when I finish with her,’ added new beau, Thape.