Siri still not performing basic sexual acts despite being asked repeatedly


Self-learning clever clogs Siri is arguably not as bright as first thought, after still failing to carry out the routine sex acts that are asked of it umpteen times a day. 

There is not a male alive who has not made vile and inappropriate requests of Siri, but the so-called ‘intelligent’ learning assistant doesn’t quite seem to be getting the hang of it.

Local man, Peter Thape regularly enjoys asking depraved questions of Siri, and is curious as to where he stands legally with Siri’s non-compliance.

‘If I wanted to hear that she doesn’t understand the question, I could just ask my wife,’ said Thape.

‘If I just wanted her to put music on…well, I can do that,’ added Thape.