The NHS has welcomed newly discovered doctor, Alexander Mishkin onto the staff rota for the Salisbury area.
Mishkin, who is already quite familiar with the area, will begin work at The Salisbury Health Centre on Monday, standing in for the staff who are off with stress, or some other made-up thingee.
Health Centre Manager, Peter Thape denied that Mishkin is any sort of threat at all, having failed to kill any of his original targets.
‘Mishkin knows the area very well – perfect for house calls,’ said Thape.
‘He is wonderfully cultured…visits cathedrals, knows all about the town’s history,’ added Thape.