Wetherspoons founder, Tim Martin has accused pub chain and competitor, Greene King of going soft on slavery.
Martin has shown that slavery has a place in the modern day business, and has encouraged other breweries to follow his lead in the treatment of staff.
Martin is hoping to unveil a statue of himself when the lockdown thingee is eventually over.
‘Fuck off,’ Martin told Cutting News reporter, Peter Thape.
‘You’re not even a real person, Thape,’ Martin added.