‘Slavery doesn’t just need to be historical,’ says Wetherspoons boss


Wetherspoons founder, Tim Martin has accused pub chain and competitor, Greene King of going soft on slavery.

Martin has shown that slavery has a place in the modern day business, and has encouraged other breweries to follow his lead in the treatment of staff.

Martin is hoping to unveil a statue of himself when the lockdown thingee is eventually over.

‘Fuck off,’ Martin told Cutting News reporter, Peter Thape.

‘You’re not even a real person, Thape,’ Martin added.