Small glove sellers rejoice at OJ’s release from prison


OJ Simpson’s release from prison could be a welcome boost for the small sized glove industry, who will look to profit from Simpson’s new murder sprees.

Simpson, who famously couldn’t quite fit in the gloves that he murdered his wife and her lover in, will be looking to purchase new small gloves to right the wrongs of his present incarceration.

Simpson admits that TV has moved on since his 1996 showpiece acquittal, and he may need a number of pairs of small murder gloves for his next massacre.

‘I’m thinking of getting a little sparkly pair this time, with a bit of bling around the knuckle area,’ said Simpson.

‘The camera will pick those up beautifully at my next trial,’ added Simpson.