Snow, ice and freezing wind set to last until October


With no let-up in the freezing wind and snowy landscape, many people are accepting that this is the way the country will look, forever.

Having previously thought that the snow was a pleasant, but occasional thing, it now appears that it will last through the summer until the rain starts in October.

With most motorways now closed, and children not going to school anymore, impromptu ventures in Igloo building and other snow related shit are popping up all over the internet.

‘I can’t actually remember what the normal ground looks like,’ said local person, Peter Thape.

‘It sort of feels like 1850, or something. When will this ever end?’ added Thape.