‘Some shit’s happening in Venezuela, but we’re not sure where that is,’ say people


Some nonsense or other is going down in Venezuela, but most people are not really sure where that is, so that’s the end of it.

The nation is loosely pleased that Venezuela has taken Brexit off the headlines, but not sufficiently excited to take any interest in the news story.

Local news fan, Peter Thape admits that he likes all the colours in the Venezuela news reports, because of the constant use of yellow, blue and red in the flags.

‘They have got lovely flags,’ said Thape.

‘Is it in Africa, or South America?’ asked Thape.