‘Sort this shit out, or I’m going to start knocking heads together!’ says The Queen

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The Queen has sent a blood curdling message across the bows, with a barbed warning at The Women’s Institute.

The Queen left some pretty tough WI characters shaking in their boots, when she talked about shooting people in the anus, gangland style, if Brexit wasn’t resolved by Friday week.

The Queen rolled back the years to when she, and her sister Margaret, ran London town like The Krays.

Margaret would have fuckin’ bust a cap in May’s ass,’ said The Queen.

‘She’d have fed Corbyn his own nads. I often had to rein Margaret in – they were tough times,’ added Her Majesty