Old satellites and bin liners full of space station takeaway boxes are piling up again in space, after the bin men refused to work on Bank Holiday Monday.
Some satellites fell to earth overnight as mounds of crudely stacked space rubbish were disturbed by space foxes, and probably larger than normal space rats.
Space bin man, Peter Thape has said that Monday’s space rubbish might be collected on Saturday morning, but probably at some mental time that you didn’t even know existed.
‘Just leave your rubbish out all fuckin’ week, in case we actually come on the Saturday, if we can be arsed,’ Thape advised space people.
‘There’s no way we could send an email telling you what’s going on, could we,’ added space bin man, Thape.