Constantly active volcano, Mount Etna has shrugged off suggestions that she will become more dangerous as she moves 14mm each year.
Mount Etna told a press conference that she was already a volcano, throwing out thousand foot wide lava rivers, and sending poisonous gases into the atmosphere.
Mount Etna joked with the collected journalists that she would have expected such attention about her 14mm of movement if she had been a bridge, a hospital, or perhaps a school.
‘Has some cock actually been paid to say that an active volcano could become dangerous?’ asked Mount Etna.
‘What’s the worst thing that can happen? If you’re really bothered, just move 14mm the other way,’ added Mount Etna.