‘Star Wars is a right load of shit!’ says Luke Skywalker


Luke Skywalker has surprised movie fans by saying that he’s never enjoyed a single Star Wars film.  

Skywalker told Cutting News that the films are a right load of over-complicated nonsense, and is surprised that any child can follow the plot at all.

Skywalker added that Yoda had told him that the films would be a flop at the cinema.

‘Shows what that dickhead knows,’ said Skywalker.

‘This won’t be the last film either; we’ll find some bullshit reason to do another,’ he added.