Super Noodles safely delivered, as students go back


The nation’s Super Noodles have been dispatched in readiness for their mass consumption over the next few weeks.

Students will discuss brands, superior and inferior copies of, and added combinations to Super Noodles as term takes hold.

Aldi manager, Peter Thape has built an 8ft Super Noodle display in the entrance to his store, to welcome in his new student customers.

‘We obviously don’t sell real Super Noodles, but our copying department have done a good job,’ admitted Thape.

‘We like students. They’re good for sales of soup, and most of them are too honest to steal stuff,’ added Thape.