Teachers to shoot all their pupils to prevent any further school tragedies


Teachers have reacted angrily to the news that they will have to shoot their class at registration each morning.

Many teachers have claimed that shooting the pupils is outside of their teaching remit, even though they will probably pass the task on to the teaching assistant.

Peter Thape is the Principal at Orange County High, and he is wary about arming the teachers, fearing that one of them could turn on all the other armed teachers.

‘Let’s say one of them tries to kill all the others in the Staff Room?’ pointed out Thape.

‘That’s why I’m going to carry a really big gun all the time, like a Rambo one,’ added Thape.