Everyone’s agreed that London Bridge terrorist, Usman Khan needed significant facial grooming, especially in the eyebrow department.
If senseless murderer, Khan left his house yesterday morning in that condition, then it’s arguably a blessing that he didn’t return home at all.
Khan, whose hideous act upon the public could be rewarded by a massive session with 72 virgins, told Cutting News about his fears.
‘I’ll probably need to get a number 2 on that beard,’ said Khan.
‘Also, the eyebrows are not acceptable; don’t want to miss out on the virgins,’ he added.