The National Ambidextrous Society (NAS) has applauded the increase in left-handed texting, as drivers attempt to keep their phones out of view.
New tighter legislation has forced drivers to balance their phones in their lap whilst on the road, and perform trickier scrolling and typing manoeuvres with their less favoured spazzy digits. NAS Chairman, Peter Thape, encourages the new and exciting use of our lesser hand, and believes that the essential need to text whilst driving is helping develop new members for his growing society.
‘Even the most right-handed people can now update Facebook with their left hand,’ said Thape.
‘I believe a guy immediately posted the other day…Just killed a child whilst driving.’ Thape added.