‘There’s nothing for anyone to worry about,’ says Health Minister


The Health Minister, Nadine Dorries, has confirmed that the country has got a pretty good handle on Coronavirus, and that the government has got everything in hand.

Dorries reinforced that the chances of catching the virus were minimal, and that all necessary precautions had been put in place.

Dorries reminded people to wash their hands, and sing happy birthday twice, and then everything will just be fine and dandy.

‘Perhaps I should have sung it three times,’ said Dorries.