Theresa May agrees to change the paper that the same deal is written on


The Tories have finally agreed a concession on their rigid Brexit deal, with a move to a slightly better quality printer paper.

Theresa May has been keen to please The Labour Party, and had offered a change of ink, or a new printer, before settling on the better paper.

Mrs May had originally agreed to use the ‘Value’ printer paper from Tesco, before the week’s negotiations saw her accept an upgrade to the more weighty 80Gsm.

‘We’ve sat in a room for three days, and shown the value of combining our thoughts,’ said May.

‘I knew we would get there; it’s been worth the wait,’ she added.