The police have named Theresa May, and that Woody Allen looking bloke she’s with, as the two suspects accused of flying drones over Gatwick Airport.
Theresa May, who simply gave her home address as London England, is thought to have used the drone affair as a diversionary tactic away from her hugely unpopular Brexit policy.
Poundshop employee, Peter Thape remembers May coming in on Wednesday night to buy a shitload of batteries.
‘She didn’t want the shit ones, where you get about 24 for a quid – that don’t even work,’ said Thape.
‘No, she said…I’ll take the Kodak ones – I’ve got to keep this bastard in the air for at least a day,’ added Thape.