‘Theresa May bored the shit out of me,’ says her former Lawyer


Theresa May’s former lawyer, Peter Thape has come forward and thrown stinging accusations at the current Prime Minister.

Thape, who has been accused of lying by Conservative Party officials, said that before May came into politics she did…absolutely fuck all.

Thape had wanted to include stories of ‘bungs,’ ‘infidelity,’ and even a caution for shoplifting when she was a kid, but couldn’t find anything on her at all.

‘I think she knew she was going to be PM when she was 6,’ said Thape.

‘She didn’t even take an extra biscuit in 1970, when her gran wasn’t looking,’ added Thape.