Theresa May phones Pickfords

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Theresa May has been on to Pickfords to try and book them in for tomorrow morning.

But the removal company have already been over-booked, after receiving calls yesterday from Boris Johnson, David Davis, and Dominic Raab.

Pickfords removal man, Peter Thape has told the lot of them to fuck right off.

‘No chance, pal; this close to Christmas,’ said Thape.

‘You’ll have to sort your Brexit bollocks out in the New Year,’ added Thape.