Theresa May to be Prime Minister…forever

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Theresa May has promised to remain in charge until Brexit has been sorted out, and with that expected to take another 150 years, May will simply have to stay on as PM.

May, who cannot be brought down by any vote of confidence, or rebellion, expects to remain in power until she’s 130.

Constructed from living tissue built over a metal exoskeleton, cybernetic organism, May will be hard to displace.

‘I’m better than the T-1000,’ said May.

‘I’m going to be the PM for the grandchildren you haven’t had yet,’ added May.