Theresa’s mum sends EU a letter excusing her daughter from Brexit


Theresa May’s mum has sent a letter in with Theresa, excusing her from Brexit for a few weeks.

It looked like Theresa was going to do Brexit, but then she pretended to have a poorly tummy, and convinced her mummy to send a letter to Miss.

Theresa is also hoping to avoid PE, claiming that her little black pumps have gone missing out of the PE bag, on her peg.

‘I didn’t want to do it, anymore, so I just burst out crying,’ said Theresa May.

‘My mum well fell for it; now if I can just convince Parliament,’ added The Prime Minister.