‘This has been the shittest gap year ever,’ admits Jihadi bride


Islamic State bride, Shemima Begum has told Cutting News that her time off from studying her GCSE’s has not gone to plan, at all.

Begum had originally hoped to work a few extra hours at Superdrug, and maybe do a month in Thailand, before a mate told her about some easy work out in Syria.

Begum then says she fell pregnant, joined a caliphate, buried all her kids and her mates, chopped off a few heads, and now can’t get her visa.

‘TripAdvisor’s well fucked me up,’ said Begum.

‘Syria’s awful! One star, at best,’ added Begum.