Islamic State bride, Shemima Begum has told Cutting News that her time off from studying her GCSE’s has not gone to plan, at all.
Begum had originally hoped to work a few extra hours at Superdrug, and maybe do a month in Thailand, before a mate told her about some easy work out in Syria.
Begum then says she fell pregnant, joined a caliphate, buried all her kids and her mates, chopped off a few heads, and now can’t get her visa.
‘TripAdvisor’s well fucked me up,’ said Begum.
‘Syria’s awful! One star, at best,’ added Begum.