Thomas Cook to offer a bus replacement service

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Passengers who fear the collapse of Thomas Cook airlines have been comforted by the news that a bus replacement service will kick in immediately.  

Those passengers who are protected by ATOL will be able to pick up a bus just to the left of the airport’s departure lounge.  

European flights should get the buses on the left, and long haul should use the buses just near the newsagent’s kiosk, over there.

‘I’m supposed to be flying to New York,’ said passenger, Peter Thape.

‘I bet the bus stops at Iceland, and Greenland and everywhere; bet it takes ages,’ added Thape.