Toaster that fits the bread in, set to sweep the High Street


A company is set to storm the retail world having invented a toaster that is slightly bigger, so that the bread actually fits in the fucking thing.

Local engineer, Peter Thape had previously worked on the moon landings, and helping Tim Berners-Lee invent the World Wide Web before noticing that the bread didn’t quite fit in the toaster.

Thape used fancy long words, big equations on a blackboard, and all stuff that us normal people don’t really understand, before making his current toaster just a couple of centimetres taller.

‘Yeah, created this new gadget company called, The Slightly Taller Toaster Company,’ said Thape.

‘Probably could have done it a while back, on reflection,’ admitted Thape.