Tony Blair to consider becoming Tory Leader again


Tony Blair is thinking about throwing his name in the hat to become Tory Leader again, and subsequently Prime Minister.

Blair, who was the most popular Conservative Prime Minister since Margaret Thatcher, has been dying to start a war for ages.

If elected, Blair has promised to begin a war with Europe over Brexit, after discovering that the EU may have weapons of mass destruction.

‘George Bush has told me to invade Europe,’ said Blair.

‘And God. He said it, too,’ added Blair.