Tories to privatise Food Banks in today’s manifesto


The Conservative Party will announce exciting plans about the privatisation of Food Banks in this afternoon’s election manifesto.

The plans include opportunities for the public to buy a franchise for a food bank, or buy the Master franchise for a particular geographical sector.

Local Tory voter, Peter Thape has looked at the numbers, and with stock being donated, Thape is confident of a 7% yield.

‘With voluntary staff, wages are also quiet low,’ said an excited Thape.

‘I’m looking to buy one of the northern branches,’ said Thape.