Trick or Treaty?

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The nightmare indecision over Brexit is set to continue until Halloween, at least.

Theresa May stood last night, in front of the EU, and pleaded with them to extend Article 50 until the 12th of Never, before October 31st was finally agreed.

May briefly told Cutting News why she’d accepted the new deadline.

‘I’ve got to stay in work until the end of September at least,’ admitted May.

‘My last car payment is October, so this suits me, to be honest,’ added May.