Nutcases Kim Jong-un and Donald Trump are now super bezzie mates, and would like to take things further by having a child together.
The two leaders, who met through popular contact magazine, Despot Monthly had been hoping to meet in Singapore for some time.
The couple are hoping to move to a state of the art lair under a volcano, which estate agents describe as…refurbished to the highest standard.
‘Love like this only comes once in a lifetime,’ said Trump.
‘We’ll take turns at breastfeeding,’ added Trump.