Trump looking to bring Pol Pot into his administration


US President, Donald Trump is toying with the idea of introducing Cambodian despot, Pol Pot into his leadership with a view to sharing ideas on torture.

Trump has been considering ways to address enemies of the United States for a while, and yesterday approved the routine use of torture under his leadership. Trump, who famously has the political views of a drunk who’s been woken up on the night bus, has been looking carefully at the Khmer Rouge leader’s work in Vietnam.

‘I like some of his early work. There’s much to be admired,’ Trump probably didn’t say.

‘Turns out, that if you kill enough people, very few people end up disagreeing with you,’ Trump may also not have added.