With over three years left of his Presidency, White House staff have admitted that they might struggle to get through the full four years of hating people at the current rate.
Staff have been busy looking for new groups of people to offend after Trump managed to cross Transgender and LGBT people off his hate list this week, ahead of schedule.
White House Chief, Peter Thape has admitted that Trump policy was originally decided by priming the town drunk with a free kebab, and asking him his thoughts on politics.
‘We’re going to have to be careful here, or we’ll just be left with white, fat, simpletons on board when it comes to re-election,’ said Thape.
‘And how many of them are we going to find in this great country?’ asked Thape.